If you missed Monday’s post and have any more mispronounced words to add, please do so below. Not all the butchered words are bad words so let’s ease you into this post with two cute mispronunciations from Harlow. I have a video as well. Antonia Hoyle was left shell-shocked when her family managed to hatch 14 chicks from quail eggs they had purchased from Marks & Spencer last month as part of a lockdown experiment. While not exactly the same thing, he knows some of his colors (he’s 2.5) and we had a visitor from Mexico. Holy cow that just made me LOL! UPDATE: Check out Part Two: 22 More Words Totally Butchered by Toddlers. Gunmen, suspected to be herdsmen, on Thursday, killed 12 persons and injured one at Kulben village of Kombun District of Mangu Local Government Area of Plateau. My 2 year old daughter pronounces cucumbers as “cum cumbers.” . And now, the butchered words are about to get exponentially more “colorful” so I’m giving you the option to opt out. Commented Sep 24, 2013 on 22 Words Totally Butchered by Toddlers (Part 3) at Mommy Shorts. Toddlers are adorable. !” in public! That's awesome! When I was a preschool teacher I had a kid ask me during lunch if he could eat his “dookie.” trying to hold back laughs, I tried asking him again what he wanted to eat and he kept saying “dookie.” finally he pulled out his cookie from his lunch box. I’m not sure where that came from but it definitely stuck around for a long time. My 20 month old calls cucumbers “keebumpers” and blueberries “Blue Babies.” He also went through a phase where he left the ‘l’ out of “clock” so it sounded like he was saying “cock!” I don’t miss that one! My daughter used to say Fuck instead of duck. Please don’t forget a fort is a f*ck. Sit – a – man = Cinnamon, Oreos were “black cookies” for the longest time at our house , For the longest time my daughter would say she wanted “black chips” for Lay’s BBQ chips. Oh Mommy, look, I found a little dick! You can imagine how often I heard, “Mama, mama, my C_oc fell off!”, My daughter (3.5) says I’m hungry but it sounds like I’m horny…… Beautiful = Be-you-fa-lel I don’t like peanuts—they make me sick!”. Coffee was also fuckie, My daughter calls an elevator “the alligator”. !”, My daughter once pointed at the freckles on my arm and called them boogers, My 8 year old used to call her blanket a “bank-a-let” and her eyes were her “ass” DYING over here. moojie = movie Who’s got more butchered words? We were dumbfounded when he kept asking for burritos. What’s wrong with me?? . At about 18 months my daughter and I were scrubbing out our new above could hot tub. He was 3 at the time. My almost 3 year old says Hoopa Loop for Hula Hoop. One day he wet his pants. My oldest child (now 25) was born on Christmas Day. For more, follow Mommy Shorts on Facebook. My now five year old called Chuck E Cheese’s – Chunky Jesus’. Tittle! Piss-ca-titty meat – spaghetti with meatballs My friend’s daughter says callipitter instead of caterpillar. It was so funny that my husband used to use it as a party trick…once my son caught on, it was very hard to correct! Concreek (concrete) Here is a some recent one in my house: Big Truck = Big cock. She also calls her baby brothers penis a “pizza” but I don’t think you could put her pronunciation of that one to a picture…. My 4 year old says “cock” for “chalk”. my 22 month old is saying two words I have quite deciphered yet but they sound exactly like “dick” and C U Next Tuesday – not sure if I should type that. Zwebras = zebras Booshit Mommy.” They were 18 months and really starting to try and use words. They were 18 months and really trying to use and combine new words. my son says dickless for ridiculous. On Monday, I wrote a post called "Maffles are Melicious" about loving the words Mazzy mispronounces. Both will frequently tell you that girls have big “boops” for feeding babies, and boys have little boops, because they don’t feed babies. , My 2 year old loves to play with Chalk, but has some trouble with the ‘CH’ sound. Anonymous about 1 year ago You are very stupid. PS This had me laughing so hard that Demon Toddler patted me on the back and asked me why I was crying! Turtles had me stumped and I finally figured out that the hunks of deli meat were turtle shells! Cutest ever. Mom Ilana, who runs the blog Mommy Shorts, asked her readers for words their kids have butchered … My nephew could not say the ‘st’ sounds so he said a ‘d’ instead so we would hear: “Mommy, I want porn!I love porn! One mom said her daughter says “awe shit” instead of “sausage”. And Percy is “Pissy” around these parts. lol). Creatures and Beings of Philippine Folklore and Lower Mythology. Here are 17 changed Kidz Bop lyrics that are just downright awful. Another good one is flamingos. 50 Funny Mispronounced Words By Kids Who Might Need Extra English Lessons Check out our top 50 funniest mispronounced words by kids who have not quite got … Poffee (coffee) . YOUR CHILDREN DID. Awww, that’s such a cute little “titty” – BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! and dat cack!” Guess it wouldn’t be so much of a problem if cake wasn’t the favorite of his food groups. My son (who is 2) swears that it is “spetty-go-yos” instead of “spaghetti-o’s” and will argue with you and yell at you and correct you. I always love what your FB fans comes up with. She said “A DUMB FUCK!” Now, back in the 70’s that isn’t quite as funny as it is today…more like MORTIFYING as my Mom tells it…(though I suppose it should be for us now as well…) Anyway, suffice it to say, she got a dump truck for her birthday and was delighted with it. extrasizie = exercise. Then it became stick-a-lish and now it is finally licorice (most of the time). Also, my 3yo is happy to help clean up by putting garbage into the “crashcan” – which she has, in fact, crashed a few times. Michael Colombini 2001 So, thanks for the laughs! Sleeping Beauty = Beeping Slooty “Mommy, tuck me in with my comfortable.” It was adorable and I was sad when he stopped. True sentence: Momma! And various others that make me smile down deep in my heart when I hear them. My 2 year old niece calls coffee “fucky”. We’ll be in the middle of a store and she’ll see a clock and yell, “Cock, mommy, COCK!” He said, “Mom! LOL! Thank you for getting Trace’s in there. I’ve heard firefires for firefighters. One of my favorite toddlerisms from Vivian. Thanks for the giggle! “Mommy are we going to take the Alligator?”, My daughters, princess = penis Because it has a floral print on it. Calls them “foo fucks”, My two year old son just discovered clocks. The rest are more a miss use of a word, he’ll push his shoe’s & socks off, tell you to ‘go on’ instead of ‘come on’ (when your supposed to follow him) ” You know – the movies that are scary for me!” Hubby and I break into peals of laughter ( after huge sighs of relief!) But be forewarned— they are not for the pearl clutchers amongst us! (Assuming you guys aren’t lying!). Cock!!”. Fruit pouch = POOHOSE My current favorite, which he’s starting to grow out of :(, is Bike-a-doo for bicycle. Other flowery box. Often, animals and sounds are the first vocabulary words to expand… duck (quack), cow (moo), bird (chirp, tweet), etc. I don’t really try to correct her cuz its so damn funny. I couldn’t understand why her favorite animal at the zoo was the fingernails or why Grandma loooooved fingernails so much! Awesome! My newphews used to say Crapped in instead of Captian. And they both love Star Wars, especially “bastard Yoda”, This is entirely true! We’re currently enjoying “cack” for “cake”. And dumb dicks for drumsticks. We have “mingo” and “printzels” at our house instead of mango and pretzels. You were saying 'duck'!" My older sister (now in her 40s) was asked by our grandfather what she wanted for her 4th birthday. My now 5 y/o still calls those fancy water fountains “water mountains”. To my horror, the little boy I was watching pointed to the flags and screamed “FLAG!” (but without the “L”). Totally telling the hubs it’s his turn to load the douche waffle tonight and seeing what he comes up with…. LMAO! We live in Myrtle Beach so going through the Ripley’s Aquarium was always a must, since my youngest daughter is obsessed with Nemo and all things pirate. Yeah, My mother, Jade’s Mimi,intended for her to learn “No way, Jose” but at 16 months it emerged loudly in protest as “No way hussy…” to anyone who got in her way — it took us months to correct. She also started calling elevators “alligators” this week. Maybe I’ll do a follow-up. My 4-year-old loves to say that she has an itchy-bitchy when she needs to scratch her leg/arm/etc. And the ABC’s had ELEMELOPEE in them… Oh, I have 3 times the fun with this one. At a family party she loudly asked ‘Mommy can I play with cock? Great job. My 2 y/o calls the computer a “pin-qu-ter” He is actually really good with pronunciation which makes it a little more fun for us to hear him get it wrong. LOL! I almost spit my coffee out onto my computer screen, I’m tickled that “strawbabies” made the list! On Monday, I wrote a post called “Maffles are Melicious” about loving the words Mazzy mispronounces. Oh, and Fuck n Socks instead of Fox in Socks. HAHAHAHAHA!!! So the entire neighborhood got a daily greeting from my then-2yo of “I love firefucks! . Love this post and I can relate! My 2 year old says “count” but leaves out the O… took us a few times to realize what she was actually saying. ), check out Mommy Shorts on facebook. I don’t think so. So fun time at school when she tells the teacher “mama beat me today” . Both my daughter and son have said: Finally he pointed to one of my gardening books to a picture of carrots. How Language Develops • Overextension • Dada may mean all men • Underextension • Use a word too narrowly • Boy may mean only boys his age • Telegraphic speech 85. To get them even more excited, I told them we were going to see the boats and fish at the Pro Shops. My 11 yr old used to say “hang-gerber” instead of hamburger. Yay for Ambulions! Some are funny, some are adorable and some have major embarrassment potential if said too loudly in public. Below are 21 butchered words that I culled together from about 175 comments. Mapkin = napkin My son used to say “i Fuck it in the mouth” he meant to say ” i farted in my mouth” which was his way of explaining a burp. She now (age 4.5) correctly pronounces her name and the word freckle. 2 The Ritual. And my husband’s cousin said ‘fuck’ for fork and my daughter still calls pretzels ‘prentsils’. You know. Here’s a warning not to let your child play with Siri on your iPhone! I was rushing ahead of them when all of a sudden my toddler yells, “Mommy, wipe your ass!”. Cocks = socks. I love love love it! Dinosaur = Dinosorn Every time Harlow points to the baboon and screams, “Ba-BOOM! I pointed out to my son that he was getting freckles and he told me (and now tells everyone) that he doesn’t have “f*ckles!” Between that and his love of “fire f*cks” I am so thankful for his speech therapists! I was sad when he did, as I will be when all of these get “fixed”. 1) this isn’t a word we use 2) it’s the word tits. posts, and comments anonymously, in any medium. Required fields are marked *. A little girl I babysit used to refer to “The Grinch” as “The Bitch” one of my favorite mispronounced words . Bookbrief: Charlotte, a truly unusual and caring spider, uses her talent with words to save her friend, Wilbur, a pig, from being butchered. But then, can you really get a mad at a kid for screaming “DUMB FUCK!!! Baa Baa Black shit = Baa Baa Black sheep. 21 Words Totally Butchered By Toddlers. For a while my little kids used to call maple syrup “nipple rise” ! Frink – drink She had just spent the weekend with my parents and my aunt and my aunt slips sometimes. So he said something was red, and we said, “It’s also rojo (ro-ho) can you say rojo?” He nodded and with a big grin, shouted, “Purple!”, My daughter has 2 (we have both on video, i laugh a lot at work)- one has gotten better, the other we are still working on – Fox comes out like f*ck and shrimp sounds like sh*t, Fucks (ducks) So stinking cute. These are so funny!!! My two year old says “fwip fwops” (flip flops) and my now 5-year old says “lel-lo” for yellow. Black fuck on dick”.. After a phone call to grandma, I found out they had seen a black FOX on her DECK while he was over. My favorite… Asserbees = raspberries, My oldest would tell the doctor to use the BOY-oscope not the OTTER-scope to examine his ears. frisky = frizzy. Hilarious! Monkey says “awrich” for orange. My son used to say ‘baby soup’ for bathing suit also. He loves to go bug hunting! More than twenty-one females have been butchered in Kenya by sexual perverts and the cases range from toddlers, teenagers, adults to old grannies. Thanks for posting this! Anyone been to Kmart lately? “Oh, you mean HORROR!” “Yeah, that’s what I said! my 3 year old daughter calls camels “canimals”. Bap-kack = backpack (and used to be pack-pack As always, the real words are pictured with the mispronunciation written in white. So flower used to be fower. 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